NOBODY WARNED ME ABOUT WHAT MARRIAGE FEELS LIKE THE YEAR YOU HAVE A TODDLER AND A NEWBORN.
SO I'M WARNING YOU.
And if one or both of you has ADHD — it hits completely differently.
WAIT WAIT WAIT — SO APPARENTLY IF YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP AFTER COFFEE AND ALWAYS ASSUMED YOUR BODY JUST PROCESSES CAFFEINE DIFFERENTLY — THAT'S ACTUALLY A DOCUMENTED ADHD THING??
Yes. And it's one of the most reliable signs.